Monthly Archives: December 2007
Personally, I’d Skip This One If I Were You
My beef with the “list n things about yourself” blog meme is that it forces me to the uncomfortable realization that I am not nearly as fascinating as I think I am. And no way do I have a story to top this one : The part of the dance where we were all grounded, dancing on the floor: that part went well. Then we slowly built up to the section where I had to stand on the chair. I was hoping that if I found the right spot to stand on, just the right spot, I would be able to balance and supp Continue reading
Blame it on Mars
There are two facets for deficiency of sex; physical and mind. When either of them or any one of them afflicted, it causes a disease in the mind with respect to sex. This disease may be caused by Mars who is not well posited in a horoscope. It may not be to the extent of causing impotency. The mind and the body both which are otherwise required to do some useful works, waste time in too much material things such as looks, limbs and colour. A person is attracted to the opposite sex of either too Continue reading
Turn on your headlights!
If you don’t have to go out today, pull up a blanket, pop some corn, throw on an Akira Kurosawa movie and enjoy (or, you know, whatever YOU do when it’s snowing); but if you have to go out, for everyone’s freaking sake, TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! I know, I know: on a normal day, your car is fire-engine red or caution-sign yellow. But today, it’s the color of road snow and NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. I’m still floored by people who believe the only function of headlights is so the driver to see in the da Continue reading
7 Ways to Stop Premature Ejaculation
1. Alcohol Drugs and alcohol wont work to stop premature ejaculation in any way because they have absolutely no effect to stop it. 2. Blackstone Blackstone is an herbal remedy from the Caribbean that claims to cure premature ejaculation. Its called a Wonder drug, and it is basically a tree sap that is rubbed on your penis. Its a much hyped product, claiming it can give enormous amounts of pleasure and has been used for years. Its supposed to work for 4 hours. The main problem is that a sing Continue reading
Wallets – Perfect Pickings for Gift-givers
Imagine this if you can. In a year, the average male receives at least ten pairs of socks, a dozen handkerchiefs, a dozen shirts, and a dozen ties. Multiply these by the number of gift-giving occasions in a year, then increase the figures exponentially by the number of years your father, brother, or uncle has been receiving presents. What do you get? Socks, handkerchiefs, shirts, and ties so numerous they boggle the mind. These figures defy comprehension. If you truly love someone, why would yo Continue reading
