I’ll take it as read that there are certain things the universe needs. An automatic, belt-fed, tripod-mounted Nerf gun ? Absolutely. A thrash remake of Mrs. Robinson ? Sure. A 29 foot high, elastic-launched K’nex roller coaster ? It would hardly qualify as “the universe” without it. A creepy music video showing us how insignificant we are in the universe ? Obviously pivotal. But do we really need an anti-premature ejaculation drug that … no, wait, I’ll quote the article . “Quite ho
